Buy Cheap Golf / LATAM
Platform:
Windows
Genre:
Action, Adventure, Indie, Sports
Publisher:
Akupara Games
Activation:
Steam
Release Date:
5 november 2018
Languages:
English
Type:
Key
Region:
LATAM
3.00 USD
In stockWelcome to Cheap Golf, a surreal, low-res physics playground built by an intrusive, passive-aggressive AI named Susan. She has spent her cybernetic life constructing the ultimate abstract minigolf gauntlet, and now she requires a human test subject. That’s you. Don't let her down (she gets emotional).
Simple Input, Cosmic Physics
Cheap Golf strips the classic sport down to its absolute bare essentials, then injects it with psychedelic chaos.
Drag and Boop: Use a simple click-and-drag mechanic to launch your tiny digital ball (referred to as a "boop") across mind-bending maps.
Old-School Nostalgia: Bask in a retro, minimalist aesthetic that looks like a glitching 1980s computer monitor having a beautiful fever dream.
The "Just One More Flail" Loop: Experience high-speed, instant-respawn physics puzzles that reward experimentation, precision, and a high tolerance for Susan’s commentary.
Meet Susan
Susan, your omnipresent host, has been very busy attempting to keep you entertained. She didn't just build a course; she built an entire digital labyrinth designed to test the limits of your human patience and spatial awareness.
140 Levels of Madness: Journey through 3 massive episodes packed with bizarre hazards, shifting architecture, moving platforms, and literal ball-killers.
Evolving Obstacles: Just when you think you’ve mastered the trajectory, the courses begin to morph, warp, and defy the traditional laws of geometry.
Susan will cheer you on, judge your terrible angles, and question your species' intelligence.
Pure Retro Counter-Culture
This is what golf wishes it could be if it stopped taking itself so seriously. Cheap Golf is a cozy, chaotic, and delightfully strange vacation for your brain.
The ball is waiting. Susan is watching. Will you survive Cheap Golf?
Simple Input, Cosmic Physics
Cheap Golf strips the classic sport down to its absolute bare essentials, then injects it with psychedelic chaos.
Drag and Boop: Use a simple click-and-drag mechanic to launch your tiny digital ball (referred to as a "boop") across mind-bending maps.
Old-School Nostalgia: Bask in a retro, minimalist aesthetic that looks like a glitching 1980s computer monitor having a beautiful fever dream.
The "Just One More Flail" Loop: Experience high-speed, instant-respawn physics puzzles that reward experimentation, precision, and a high tolerance for Susan’s commentary.
Meet Susan
Susan, your omnipresent host, has been very busy attempting to keep you entertained. She didn't just build a course; she built an entire digital labyrinth designed to test the limits of your human patience and spatial awareness.
140 Levels of Madness: Journey through 3 massive episodes packed with bizarre hazards, shifting architecture, moving platforms, and literal ball-killers.
Evolving Obstacles: Just when you think you’ve mastered the trajectory, the courses begin to morph, warp, and defy the traditional laws of geometry.
Susan will cheer you on, judge your terrible angles, and question your species' intelligence.
Pure Retro Counter-Culture
This is what golf wishes it could be if it stopped taking itself so seriously. Cheap Golf is a cozy, chaotic, and delightfully strange vacation for your brain.
The ball is waiting. Susan is watching. Will you survive Cheap Golf?
- Minimum:
- OS *: Windows 7
- Processor: 1 Ghz CPU
- Memory: 500 MB RAM
- Storage: 100 MB available space
If you are not familiar with the technical information of your PC, download the CPU-Z program. CPU-Z will give you detailed information about the main system components - CPU, RAM, video card - installed on your system, which you can then compare with the minimum requirements of the game.
- Go to: http://store.steampowered.com/ and download STEAM client
- Click "Install Steam" (from the upper right corner)
- Install and start application, login with your Account name and Password (create one if you don't have).
- Please follow these instructions to activate a new retail purchase on Steam:
- Launch Steam and log into your Steam account.
- Click the Games Menu.
- Choose Activate a Product on Steam...
- Follow the onscreen instructions to complete the process.
- After successful code verification go to the "MY GAMES" tab and start downloading.
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